Found on Ry's homework desk in a little notebook.
I Love Riley!!!!
There once was a cat named Zella. She thought her name was Zelda. She saw a boy playing a game called "The Legend of Zelda" and she thought it was about her. She imagined that she saved the world by eating all the bad guys. She had confused Zelda with Yoshi. Zella then went around eating everything she thought was bad. Zella thought that anything that got in her way was bad. Soon, most of the house and everything in it had been eaten. Once a week a front end loader would come to clean the litter box.
The End!
