Thursday, April 16, 2009

from age 6 -Penis Penis Penis

So lately Ry has been running around with an unsharpened brightly colored pencil in his hand, magically gifting any girl in the house with a penis. I pretty much had enough of this, so the next time he went to school I went to the library.
"hello innocent librarian...do you have any books about penis's and whatnot for a child of 6?"
Not much help i'm afraid. She found the health section then ran away as fast as she could. I looked and looked and finally found a book that wasn't to complicated looking. I opened it up and turned beet red. Shit....this is going to suck.